14.10.12
Children of the Freewheelin' World |
I’d heard somebody complain about a guest house called Pan’s Place, saying that
its owner was more interested in shifting weed and mushrooms than he was about
the rooms. That was all the recommendation I needed, and the four of us marched
forth, from the bus to the front door, which was five minutes up the desolate
road. It turned out that my new Spanish brothers had one joints worth of weed
left, so I rolled one of my infamous L’s and finally had a first kiss with my beloved
companion, after nearly 6 days. BOOM, BOOM, BAT, BA-BOOM BA-BOOM BAT! There was
a hang out area in Pan’s courtyard, literally, a deck made of bamboo that had
four hammocks and loads of cushions all around. I took a comfortable residence
in the first hammock I’d ever laid in, slowly swinging through the stonedness
as smoke slithered out of my mouth like a snake. We gave 20 bucks to the owner,
Chris, and he returned soon after, handing me a fat bag stuffed with fifteen
grams of Thai weed. Sorted. Two guys and a girl joined us, Ben from Canada,
Eran from Israel, and Ieke from the Netherlands. I struggled with conversation
because I was too blissed out to be paying attention to anything other than my
spiralling thoughts. Feeling lean as a runner bean after my unwanted detox, I
said bye to the new crew and went with the others to a restaurant that had meat
spinning on barbeques outside. All it takes is one rotation of a duck roasting
on a spit and I’m sold. I saw at least four before I walked through their door.
BOOM BOOM BAT! |
Feeling satisfied by my meat intake, I strolled
back to the hostel with Maddie and the Spaniards, who had reproduced another
brother in the short time they’d been there, so now there were three, Diego
completing the trilogy. I clung onto whatever conversations I was caught up in,
trying my best to learn Spanish in one evening, whilst helping Fabian improve
his English. The other two could speak both languages fluently, and often spoke
half and half, which reminded me of my father’s side of the family, who all
communicate in Greeklish. Both crews re-joined forces, and hit the street in
search of a bar. It was like a ghost town as we strolled the dusty roads in
search of a watering hole and it gave me flash-backs to being alone and on
mushrooms one night in Tombstone, Arizona. Only weeks before, Vang Vieng had
been a notorious party town, boasting around a death every fortnight, and
countless injuries due to mass amounts of cheap alcohol intake whilst floating
from bar to bar down the Mekong river in a tractor tyres inner tube. We’d heard
that the town was closed down because of the bars were all selling opium and
mushroom shakes to the revellers, but decided to come anyway, in the hope that
there was still good times to be had. I’ll be honest, it didn’t look likely. I
sang “Show me the way to the next whiskey bar” and tumbleweed rolled past us.
We followed it, and finally found one place that was open called The Otherside.
Unfortunately as we walked in ‘My heart will go on’ by Celine Dion was being
blasted from the speakers, and sixty odd pissed up party people were singing
along. It was gross. I’d rather be hit in the eye with a banana any day. That
turned out to be the last song, it was like fucking for hours on MDMA but being
unable to cum, a frustrating anti-climax to say the least. I hung in the
hammock and had another Boom-Bat, making up my own translations of what the
guys were talking about in Spanish and laughing along with them, then went off
to shower and sleep in a happily sedated state.
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